Detroit

On our arrival at Detroit we were surprised that our holiday inn wasn't constructed from a stack of multi-storey cardboard boxes with a Holiday Inn logo at top. I say this because Detroit is a bit of a rancid place. The toothless locals looked as though they had been chewing on bricks. They also seemed to throw their bodies along as they walked. For a brief moment I felt like I was on the set of Michael Jacksons Thriller. Needless to say, we decided to spend our Detroit time within the safe walls of our hotel.